A List of Funny State Slogans

"Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!"

"Alaska: Come Freeze Your Butt Off"

"Alaska: Jeez, it's Cold"

"Alaska: Yeah, But It's a Dry Cold"
~ Andy Hynds ~

"Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World"

"I Froze My Nuts off in Alaska"

Arizona Slogans

"Arizona: Dehyd-rific!"

"Arizona - But It's a Dry Heat"

"Arizona - 150.000 People Can't Be Wrong"

"Arizona: Soon To Be the Pacific Coast State"
~ Michelle Steiner ~

Arkansas Slogans

"Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang"

"Arkansas: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick"

"Arkansas: Get Hog Wild"

"It's All Relative in Arkansas"

"Arkansas: Where Your Daddy is Your Uncle"

"Arkansas: We Pluck a Mean Chicken"

California Slogans

"California: As Seen on TV"

"By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda"

"California: It's Long and Hangs to the Left"

"California: Our Governor Can Inappropriately Fondle Your Governor"

"I'm a Big Deal in California"

Colorado Slogans

"Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother"

"Colorado Rocks"

"Denver, Where It's Legal to Get a Rocky Mountain High"

"Colorado: Ski Your Aspen Off"

"Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free!"
~ John Mozena ~

"Colorado: This Nipple is Aspen"

"Colorado: We Are So Totally High Right Now"

Connecticut Slogans

"Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character"

"Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only the Kennedys Don't Own It Yet"

"Connecticut: Land of the Stuffy White People"

"Connecticut: James Van Der Beek was Born Here"

Delaware Slogans

"Delaware: Wow ... you're in Delaware"

"Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our Water"

"Delaware: First and Forgotten"

Florida Slogans

"Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids"

"Florida, America's Wang"

"Florida, the Plywood State"

"Florida, the Gunshine State"

"Florida, America's Penis"

"Florida: It's Long and Hangs to the Left"

"Florida: Senior Citizen Discounts Available"

"Florida: Leave Us Alone, We're Busy Enjoying the 82 Degree Winter"
~ Gregory Seel ~

"Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die"
~ Joe Lex ~

"Florida: Where America Goes to Die"

Georgia Slogans

"Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism"

"Georgia: Without Atlanta, We're Alabama"

"Georgia: Squeeze My Peaches"

Hawaii Slogans

"Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)"

"Hawaii: No, I Don't Know Tom Selleck"

"Hawaii: Come, Get Lei-ed!"

"Hawaii: You Had Me at Aloha"

"Hawaii: Tom Selleck, Jack Lord, Don Ho - Paradise"

"Hawaii: Come Surfing Because We Love Your Hilarious You Tube Vids"
~ Gregory Seel ~

"Hawaii: Wawau Malihini" (Fuck You, Tourist)

"Hawaii: Kamana Wanna Lei Ya"

"Hawaii: We're Not Gay, We Just Really Like Rainbows!"

Idaho Slogans

Idaho's funny slogans are more or less about one thing, potatoes. But even though the subject is somewhat monotone ... being you know ... potatoes ... the state slogans are still quite funny.

"Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good"

"Idaho: Potatoes and ... Well ... That's About It"

"Idaho? No You Da Ho"

"Idaho: Hi there! Want a Potato? Wait. Stop. Where are You Going?"

"Idaho: You Want a Potato? Yeah, I Think We Can Help You Out With That"

Illinois Slogans

"Illinois: Gateway to Iowa"

"Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S""

"Illinois: Only Morons Pronounce the "S""

"Illinois: Menage a Trois"

"Illinois Won't Annoy You"

Indiana Slogans

"Indiana: 50 Million Years Tidal Wave Free"

"Indiana: We So Corny!"

Iowa Slogans

"Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk"

"Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn"

"Iowa: It's Easy to Spell"

"Iowa: Gateway to Illinois"

"Come to Iowa and Lose Your Will to Live"

"Iowa: Not as Depressing as Idaho"

Kansas Slogans

"Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States"

"ARRR Kansas: The Pirate's Kansas"

"Kansas: Stupid is the New Smart"

"Kansas: We Know We're Flat (And We're Very Self-conscious About It)"

"Kansas: Not Everything is Flat"

Kentucky Slogans

"Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names"

"Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky"

Louisiana State Slogan

"Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Slogan"

"Louisiana: We've All Got Jazz Hands"

Maine Slogans

"Maine: Cheap Lobster"

"Maine: We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster"

"Maine: I'm the Maine Man"

"Maine: If Anyone Asks We're Part of Canada"

"Maine Says ... Go Away Tourists, You're Scaring Away All the Lahhbstah"

Maryland Slogans

"Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware"

"Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It"

"If it Weren't for Washington, You Wouldn't Find Us"

Massachusetts Slogans

"Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)"

"Massachusetts: Home of the Young Girls from Nantucket. Also the Home of Ted Kennedy ... Hmmmm ..."

"Massachusetts: It's Wicked!"

"Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys!"
~ Brian DiMattia ~

"Massachusetts: Who Fahted?"

"Massachusetts: Washingston's Outhouse"

Michigan Slogans

"Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians"

"Michigan: America's Left Hand"

"Michigan: Talk to the Hand"

"Michigan: The Hideous Growth on the Forehead of America"

Minnesota Slogans

Even though it seems to be very cold in Minnesota, it has not paralyzed the production of funny state slogans, quite the contrary. Minnesota seems to be the King of funny state slogans.

"Minnesota: For Sale"

"Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Moquitoes"

"Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes and No Sharks!"

"Minnesota: Land of 10,000 Petersons"

"Save a Minnesotan - Eat a Mosquito"

"Minnesota - Mosquito Supplier to the Free World"

"If You Love Minnesota, Raise Your Right Ski"

"Minnesota - The Hockey State"

"Minnesota: One Day It's Warm, the Rest of the Year It's Cold"

"Minnesota - Where Visitors Turn Blue With Envy"

"Minnesota - Land of 2 Seasons: Winter is Coming, Winter is Here"

"Minnesota - Glove It or Leave It"

"Minnesota - Home of the Blonde Hair and Blue Ears"

"Minnesota - Where the Elite Meet Sleet"

"Minnesota - CLOSED FOR GLACIER REPAIRS"

"There Are Only 3 Things You Can Grow in Minnesota: Colder, Older, & Fatter"

"Minnesota - Have You Jump Started Your Kid Today?"

"Minnesota - Land of the Ski and Home of the Crazed"

"Minnesota - We're Not as Fat as Wisconsin"

"Minnesota - Home of the Mispi-Mispp-Missispp (Where the damn river starts!)"

"Why Minnesota? To Protect Ontario from Iowa!"

"Survive Minnesota and the Rest of the World is Easy"

"Minnesota - Come Fall in Love With a Loon"

"Minnesota: We're Not as Fat as Wisconsin"

Mississippi Slogans

"Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State"

"I'm From Mississippi, Can You Tell Me What My T-shirt Reads?"

Missouri Slogans

"Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work"

"Put Us Out Of Our Missouri"

"This Place is Missouri"

"Missouri: The Show Me Your Boobs State"

"Missouri: Loves Company!"
~ Ilene Morgan ~

"Missouri: The "Show Me State". You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle"
~ Darlene Forsman ~

Montana Slogans

"Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else"

"Montana: The Unabomber State"

Nebraska Slogans

"Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest"

"Nebraska: Home of the Great Cornholio"

"Nebraska: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick"

"Nebraska: The "N" is for Knowledge"
~ Chris Pultz ~

Nevada Slogans

"Nevada: Whores and Poker!"

"Nevada: Come Happy, Leave Broke"

"Nevada: Whoreific!"

"Nevada: Slots and Sluts"

New Hampshire Slogans

"New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone"

"New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer"

"Think This is Bad? You Should See Old Hampshire"

"New Hampshire: Don't Take It For Granite"

New Jersey Slogans

"New Jersey: You Want a F$%&in' Motto? I Got Yer F$%&in' Motto Right Here!"

"Jersey Girls"

"New Jersey is for Dirty Sluts"

"New Jersey Girls aren't Trashy (Trash Gets Picked Up)"

"I Got Bada Boom Bada Binged in New Jersey"

"New Jersey: We don't Pump our Gas, We Pump Our Fists"

"New Jersey: You Want Sluts? We Got Sluts!"

New Mexico Slogans

"New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets"

"Not as Fun as Real Mexico, But at Least We Use Deodorant"

"Almost as Filthy as Real Mexico"

"New Mexico: We Have Reservations"

"New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox"
~ Darlene Forsman ~

New York Slogans

"New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney"

"New York ... Is a State of Mind"

"New York is For Lovers"

"New York: Guns Don't Kill People, We Kill People"

"Welcome to New York, the Vampire State"

"New York: New Jersey is Our Bitch"

North Carolina Slogans

"North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable"

"I'm not Gay, I'm Just From North Carolina"

"North Carolina, A Hard Habit to Break"

"North Carolina: We're Northier than South Carolina"

North Dakota Slogans

"North Dakota: Um ... We've got ... Um ... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!"

"North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States"

Ohio Slogans

"Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland"

"Ohio: Sorry About the Smell, We're Working on it"

Oklahoma Slogans

"Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing"

"Oklahoma: We're OK, You're NOT"

"Oklahoma: Come Stroke Our Panhandle"

Oregon Slogans

"Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner"

"Oregon, The Beaver State"

"Oregon: As Pretty as California, but not as Weird"

"Oregon, America's Hairiest State Since 1859!"

"Oregon: It's OR-EE-GUN, you idiot!"
~ Darlene Forsman ~

"BEHOLD my Huge, Throbbing Oregon"

Pennsylvania Slogans

"Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal"

"Philly, The City of Brotherly Love (But not the Gay Kind)"

"Pennsylvania: Free Lube Job With Oil Change"

"Pennsylvania, Amish Girls do It Manually"

"Pennsylvania: If I Had a Car, I'd be Home Now"

Rhode Island Slogans

"Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island"

"Rhode Island: Size Ain't Everything"

"Things Look BIGGER in Rhode Island"

"Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It!"
~ Joe Lex ~

"2,490 Square Miles. Suck It, Rhode Island"

"Rhode Island: It's Like the Period at the End of a 49 Word Sentence"

South Carolina Slogans

"South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender"

"Palmetto Pride"

"Hey Y'all ... Watch This!"

"South Carolina, Hook up for Free at One of Our Lovely Trailer Parks"

"I'm from South Carolina and I Own a Shirt"

South Dakota Slogans

"South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota"

"South Dakota: Home of the Badlands and Huge Drugstores"

Tennessee Slogans

"Tennessee: The Educashun State"

"Tennessee: Where Teeth are Optional"

"Tennessee: Don't Make me Take off my Bible Belt"

"Tennessee: As Seen on COPS"

"Tennessee: Got Teeth"

"Tennessee: The Dollywood State"

Texas Slogans

These funny slogans about Texas seem to emphasize two simple but seemingly important things: Texas is ... well Texan ... and big. There we go!

"Everything's Bigger in Texas"

"Texas: A Great, Big Flat State"

"Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)"

"Everything's More Texan in Texas"

"Only Sure Things in Life are Death and TX"

"Texas: Come for the Adventure ... Stay for Your Wrongful Execution"

"Texas: Belt Buckles as Big as Your Head"

"I Messed With Texas and Now I Have a Rash"

"Everything's More Texan in Texas"

Utah Slogans

"Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus"

"Utah: Where It's Cool to be a Virgin"

"Utah: 73% Mormon, 100% Sexy"

Vermont Slogans

"Vermont: Yep"

"Vermont: Bet Ya Can't Name Two of our Towns"

"Vermont: Gettin' Busy with New Hampshire since 1791"

"Vermont: The Boutique State with a Megastore Attitude"

Virginia Slogans

Yes, lots of fun can be made from what is one of Virginia's official state slogans: "Virginia is for Lovers". Let's just say that these funny slogans take it to the next level:

"Virginia is for Lovers: Hardcore, Anything Goes Three-Way Lovers"

"Vagina is for Lovers"

"Vagina: A Place for Lovers"

"Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?"

"Virginia: Please Don't Confuse Us with West Virginia"

Washington Slogans

"Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!"

"Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?"

"Washington: Home of Bigfoot and Big Imaginations"

"I get Wood in Washington"

"Washington: Caffeine Addicts Anonumous"

"Washington: We Look Good in Flannel"

West Virginia Slogans

"West Virginia: One Big Happy Family, Really!"

"West Virginia: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick"

"It's All Relative in West Virginia"

"West Virginia is for Loving Your Sister"

"West Virginia is Better If You're Drunk"

"West Virginia: Life is Full of Decisions ... Goat ... Sister ..."

"West Virginia: Now with Sckools"

Wisconsin Slogans

Hmm ... Wisconsin slogans really seem to have a thing or two for cheese and smell:

"Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese"

"Wisconsin: We Eat People"

"Wisconsin: Smell the Dairy-Air"

"Wisconsin: Where They Cut the Cheese"

"Wisconsin: Not so Boring If You're Drunk"

"Wisconsin: Smells Like Cheese"

"Wisconsin: Eh, It Could Be Worse"

"Wisconsin: Cows are for Tippin'"

Wyoming Slogans

"Wyoming: Wynot?"

"Wyoming: Where Men are Lonely and Sheep are Scared"

"Wyoming or Just a Rectangle? Who Gives a Crap"

"Wyoming: Birthplace of Gay Rodeo"

Top 10 Funniest State Slogans

This is the top of the cake, the most humorous and funny slogans selected and hand picked by Quotescoop.com:

"Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthang"

"Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good"

"North Dakota: Um... We've got ... Um ... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!!"

"Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It"

"Wyoming: Where Men are Lonely and Sheep are Scared"

"Wyoming: Wynot?"

"California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda"

"West Virginia: Life is Full of Decisions ... Goat ... Sister ..."

"New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer"

"Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism"

Hottest, Juiciest and Most Naughty State Slogans

Ready for some funny slogans with a dirty twist? Knock yourself out on these naughty state slogans!

"Vagina is for Lovers"

"I get Wood in Washington"

"Alaska: Masturbation Capital of the World"

"Arkansas: Safe Sex, We Mark the Sheep that Kick"

"Georgia: Squeeze My Peaches"

"Hawaii: Come, get lei-ed!"

"Kansas: Not Everything is Flat"

"Nevada: Slots and Sluts"

"Oklahoma: Come Stroke Our Panhandle"

"BEHOLD my Huge, Throbbing Oregon"

"Pennsylvania: Amish Girls do It Manually"

"Rhode Island: Size Ain't Everything"